Posted June 30, 200915 yr Just making this (kinda pointless but interesting) thread to see if any of you other fellas were ever taught something as a kid and you still use to this day? Myself, I was taught: North, South, East, West - Never eat soggy weetbix (don't use much more ) Army time; take away 1 & 2 off each column i.e. 19:00 = 07:00 Difference between Dessert & Desert: You have two 'SS'trawberries on your dessert. Lol come on I can't be the only one, post some! http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t136/varan92/sc_ii_2.png
June 30, 200915 yr together = to get her their = with an I so it means describing person etc There = Here in it so its like here or over there friend = i before e because you are friends to the friEND Little things about how to ride motorbikes that i have been taught numerous others. Ill post more when i remember some Edited June 30, 200915 yr by crawfs http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss187/Chanvlan/new_kit.jpg yeah but this is the internet' date=' you have to expect the unexpected or else you'll get caught out by things you should've expected but didn't. Its exactly like knowing about the stuff you dont know about, that way you know theres stuff you dont know so when you know what you dont know you can say "ah i knew that!"[/quote']
June 30, 200915 yr Just making this (kinda pointless but interesting) thread to see if any of you other fellas were ever taught something as a kid and you still use to this day? Myself, I was taught: North, South, East, West - Never eat soggy weetbix (don't use much more ) Difference between Dessert & Desert: You have two 'SS'trawberries on your dessert. Yea i also got the never eat soggy weetbix but as some of the NA guys will attest to, i never learnt the Dessert / Desert rule! sigh!
June 30, 200915 yr Dont play with guns. Never leave a gate open. Stay out of the bull paddock, you will get killed in there. Dont steal dads smokes - pinch mums.
June 30, 200915 yr Something tells me you grew up on a farm but I can't quite place my finger on it... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/US_Army_E-2.svg/50px-US_Army_E-2.svg.png http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4927/awardslf0.png
July 1, 200915 yr "i'll kick your arse till your nose bleeds" jkjk http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/aux1_zpsab5224fd.png
July 1, 200915 yr Naughty Elephants Smoke W**d http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z174/ironchefspook/spook_BF2_PR_1.png
July 1, 200915 yr Never Entertain Sexy Women When you Assume , You make an ASS out of U and ME [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC][WC]Private http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/armouredservice.bmp http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2315/ubd4327.png http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6780/blackmagikzwc.png "A tank is like a fat timid kid at a dance party , always too shay to get into the action and ask a girl to dance with him and always backs down after every approach" -Some Marine Capitan i forgot- Iwo Jima
July 1, 200915 yr "insert object" smoke... don't breath this If you find it dead dont eat it http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2111/shotgunreal.pnghttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/opagamahons.jpghttp://www.bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/lol.bmp Love you long time gunner <3 I like to wait till im nearly done, then pull out and yell "COVERING FIRE!!!" Ahhh. Im so glad I have a GF and she doesnt read these forums...
July 1, 200915 yr i dont know what your talking about xaboo :hi:taught to look both ways twice befor crossing the road. and you dont want a girlfriend [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
July 1, 200915 yr When you Assume , You make an ASS out of U and ME Interesting I was always taught ASSumptions make asses out of us all. :hi: http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa188/VisOne_Photo/Signatures%20and%20Banners/VisP.png
July 1, 200915 yr Dont do as I say and i'll smack your lights out. http://i.imgur.com/ebwNl.png The Nomula: nom = 3(nom) or 3nom :. nom = nomnomnom :. nomnomnom + omnnom^2 - nom = omnnomnomnomomn _____________________2nom( 1/2 nom) Oh' date=' and i shottie having gunners mutant epic PR playing children[/quote']
July 1, 200915 yr "The more you talk the less I listen" "STOP TALKING BEFORE I SLAP YOU" thats on of my fav's Most of mine are about shutting up. No idea why though....... Edited July 1, 200915 yr by f00bear http://i.imgur.com/zoL1k.png
July 1, 200915 yr "You MUST put the bucket down on the tractor BEFORE parking it in the Shed !!!!!" (age 8...whoops....) And "Do what I say WHEN I say it" http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/bahlye/bahlye007/mouse_zps73307fb2.gif
July 1, 200915 yr Plastic drain pipes are very flammable. More so when a sparkler bomb is placed in one on a very hot summer day. let’s just say I had a talk with the cops afterwards. Earn respect don't demand it.
July 1, 200915 yr Thinking is dangerous. nedlands1 [WC] Specialist (Combat Engineer) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/US_Army_E-4_SPC.svg/50px-US_Army_E-4_SPC.svg.png [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
July 1, 200915 yr i tell my girls all the time "It's better to look cute then sound Dumb, so try not to speak" Edited July 1, 200915 yr by Pudgeinabowl http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/paulwar_photos/735c4e74-282e-49b6-99c3-6c443f8c759f.jpg MSI970A Gaming Pro Carbon - AMD FX-8350 - 12GBytes - GTX 750 Ti 2GBytes
July 1, 200915 yr When your friend gets buried to the axle in some randoms lawn, bail. Look out for armoured mailboxes and remember which ones have the bricks in them. Play mailbox baseball in your friends car. When the flames get a bit out of hand, bail. Don't mix ammonia and bleach together in a confined space. When you need to multiply by nine the answer when added together equals nine. Dad is always right. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/SirChuc/smokejumper3.jpg http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/OperationCrownRibbon02.jpg Or as one of many thousands of Canadians have said, my guns are at the bottom of that lake. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. - On Gun Confiscation
July 1, 200915 yr red is bad, green is good until it comes to berries http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/merc.bmp On the topic of shiny auscam... the sound they made while bush walking made it seem like I was doing mean things to little furry animals inside my pants
July 1, 200915 yr How to tell how many days in a month without that stupid, gay nursery rhyme. Step 1: Clench your left fist (or right if you are a lefty). Step 2: The pinky finger knuckle is January. The lower section between pinky and ring is Feb, next knuckle is March, next gap is April etc. July is your Index finger knuckle, then you switch to your right hand index finger and that's August. September is the gap between index and middle. Step 3: Don't complain about February being the same gap as every month with 30 in it. Who cares, everybody knows that February has 28/9. http://imgur.com/e5y6e.gif You've already ruined these forums for me, I have no desire to read your rhetoric or the pathetic arguments you get yourself in to, or the personal vendetta you have against me, so please, do not talk to me. Ever. About anything.
July 2, 200915 yr this sums it up and YouTube - the rolling stones - You Can't Always Get What You - Let It also after forgetting my gloves while up the coast the last few days , crayfish do rip your hands to pieces so dont forget your gloves , i still managed 32 of them though mwahahahahahaha . Edited July 2, 200915 yr by chambersAUS [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
July 2, 200915 yr .... when you and your brother make a spud gun out of high pressure steam pipe and run it on oxy acetylene . The police will come and take it away
July 2, 200915 yr Writting notes on anonymous peoples car saying .. "Sorry i have scratch your car , please call -Insert worst enemies phone number here- to arrange us swapping details " is a good way too get someone in strife and good payback Edited July 2, 200915 yr by Captain_Russy http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm120/Albatross-water/AlbatrossSig3.png
July 2, 200915 yr Good one my old boy always said. "Put up or shut up" http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa188/VisOne_Photo/Signatures%20and%20Banners/VisP.png
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