Warning this topic/post is so manly that you may in fact die if you are not manly enough...

 

Dont say i didnt warn you

 

 

Ok time for the real thing... a new movie directed by the Rambo himself...

 

Cast:

Sylvester Stallone

 

 

 

 

but wait theres more

 

 

Jason Statham

Mickey Rourke

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jet Li

Dolph Lundgren

Danny Trejo

Eric Roberts

Terry Crews

Steve Austin

 

 

how about you all crawl into a hole and die now?

 

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2009/Sly_Airplane1.jpg

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/expendablesposters.jpg

 

The movie comes with a warning

 

- This is the manliest movie ever made. Soon they will just have to start giving roles to burritos and porno magazines.

 

- Rumour has it that the special guest at this film's premiere will be none other than Jesus Christ himself, who, having travelled from the future, where he saw the movie, assures us that this film will "replace communion."

 

- Complimentary birth control pills are said to come with all prints of the movie.

 

- Theatres will have extra cleaning people, ushers, because of all the ejaculation that will erupt as soon as the opening scene appears.

 

- The Expendables is not recommended for children, the elderly, people with heart conditions, or Belgians

 

- Cover all open sores or lesions before viewing The Expendables.

 

- Pregnant woman should not handle tickets to The Expendables.

 

- Athletes should avoid The Expendables as it may cause false positives to drug tests.

 

- Some viewers may experience acne, shirtlessness, or uncontrollable vomiting.

 

- The Expendables may cause erectile malfunction and increased ejaculate.

 

- The Expendables is not recommended for patients predisposed to rectal bleeding.

 

- In early trials, a low percentage of women who watched The Expendables experienced immaculate conception.

 

- If you watch The Expendables while pregnant, expect to give birth - to a baby with really hairy balls.

Edited May 20, 200915 yr by plaz

OMG EPIC!!

I grew my first chest hair just from reading this!

What no Chuck Norris?

shadow you sissy ive had chest hair since i was 12!

 

OMG!!!!

ACTION!!! FOR MEN!!

If Chuck was in this movie hell would freeze over, Hannah Montana would actually be able to sing, pigs would fly and Apocolypse now would not be a name of a movie...

 

Also the world would go crazy because anyone in a 10km radius would become pregnant and give birth to red haired muscular beasts with huge balls

What no Chuck Norris?

 

+1

 

this movie instantly falls under the metrosexual banner due to a serious lack of Chuck Norris!!! :disgust:

 

Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar, the building immediately exploded as no building in the history of anything can contain that level of awesome!

Edited May 20, 200915 yr by Heat-seeker

• Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally offered the role that went to Dolph Lundgren. Van Damme's reason for turning down the role was that he thought that there was no substance in his character.
  
• Wesley Snipes was offered the role of Hale Ceasar but couldn't accept because, due to his tax problems, he wasn't allowed to leave the United States without the courts approval.
  
• Sandra Bullock was offered role of Agent Lickson.
  
• Ben Kingsley was considered for the role of Monroe.
  
• Scott Adkins was offered the role of Dan Paine.
  
• Forest Whitaker was cast as Hale Cesar, but was forced to leave the film due to a scheduling conflict. When it was announced that rapper 50 Cent was replacing Whitaker, many fans were disappointed and, after a few days, Stallone decided to cast Terry Crews in the part.

Smokeee looks like some ones been following this one for a while

nah think he either googled it and found the IMDB link or went straight to the later and clicked on trivia (cos thats what i did)

If they put any more "awesome" actors in this movie it would probably become insanely ridiculous and there would be no words just grunting. Chuck Norris would never be in this movie because all the others would be out of a job... Still Jackie Chan, Bruce Willis and The Rock would make nice additions

If they put any more "awesome" actors in this movie it would probably become insanely ridiculous and there would be no words just grunting. Chuck Norris would never be in this movie because all the others would be out of a job... Still Jackie Chan, Bruce Willis and The Rock would make nice additions

 

bruceyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yep mcdeath wonders of the interwebs

is this just some rediculously hueg movie with lots of action stars?

 

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/do-want.jpg

If you dont like it you are not a man!!!!

http://latviangoatporn.com/resources/This+Thread+Delivers.jpg

 

I WOULD AND WILL SEE THIS FURTHER MORE I ENDORSE THIS THREAD !!!

I think I just

hahaha got that song is ridiculous cant believe it gets/got commercial play

this will either be a funny movie or quite ridiculously crap.

this will either be a funny movie or quite ridiculously crap.

 

Non-believer! SHUNNNNN!!!! SHUUUUUNNNNN!!!!! SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this will either be a funny movie or quite ridiculously crap.

IT WILL AWESOME!

 

Actually it will most likely be ridiculously crap and there fore be funny as hell good examples of this sort of film is the Mortal Kombat movies and the Street Fighter movie.

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I smell a Hero Orgy.

 

Could turn into a comedy more than a action film.

I think im suffering from some of the listed symptoms already........

I smell it mate as well.... Soooooo want to see this movie!

btw marlin are you suggesting that you are not man enough for this movie?

i'm so manly this whole story is based around what i got up to in kindy when i was little

This movie could not contain anymore people such as Chuck or Mr T because if they were in it there would be no movie it would just be a movie of Chuck kicking bum and Mr T pitying the fool