http://www.stopabductions.com/

 

look out ALIENS, I want some of this guys medication :wacko:

Who has the time to make websites like that?

I've aleady ordered one. The last one I had made from tin foil didnt work and alien's controlled my brain, making me murder my family.

yes these look a lot more durable than the old tin foil ones

hahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing

“I want to thank you and thank Jesus. The helmet works. ...I don’t feel alone any more.”

“I am able to fight it off. The helmet is working for me.”

Encouraging signs to be sure.

Hand made too - must be a top quality product!

In a variety of fashion hues.

Directions for use

1. Prepare for a fight.

Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you. They have done these things to a minority of abductees wearing helmets. Most abductees report complete success with the helmet when they wear it as much as they can.

http://www.stopabductions.com/Austria.jpg

 

Sounds a little acult but hey if it will get me in the good books with hotties like her I will make one. LOL

 

Ohh and this made me laugh hard.

 

2. Have a locked cabinet.

 

Aliens have taken ten helmets from abductees and several Velostat lined baseball caps. If you are not wearing a hat they will go through your entire house looking for them. They will not, however, go into a locked cabinet. Before you make a helmet have some kind of cabinet or trunk that you can lock. That way they won’t take it.

 

 

WTF are these the same Aliens as the ones in that stupid moves SIGNS ? Interglatic beings who can figure out how to open a DOOR ? Seriously WTF

Edited May 7, 200818 yr by chambersAUS

Lol this topic is Failz

well i did some scouting and found this

 

very interesting

 

Several abductees report that aliens do not like perfume. One abductee claims that they stopped an abduction by exposing strong cheap perfume to aliens.

 

One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hours. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet.

 

Also this is so real guys.. i mean look

 

this guy is legit

 

http://www.stopabductions.com/jonlocke.jpg

ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM KENTUCKY WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET

 

5. Don't be lured out of your current location by the aliens.

 

Don't let the aliens lure you out of your location. Stay where you are if you think the aliens are close by. They will make noises by banging on walls to lure you out but don't do it. They also may use lights outside to lure you outside. By luring you out into their territory, you will be more vulnerable to their control.

 

hey vis you reckon she might like an alien probing or what .................... maybe she never realised it was her father in a telle tubbie suit .

I suppose if you're nutty enough to believe that you've been abducted then you're nutty enough to believe in the helmet.

 

And +1 to the hot Austrian chick