Posted December 4, 200915 yr Rightio.... now we've dusted off the cobwebs - Pic supplied by Vis http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/captionthis1205.jpg http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/aux1_zpsab5224fd.png
December 4, 200915 yr Private Jenkins just couldn't stand to leave a goat in those conditions. I know what the real caption is for this photo but we will see if anyone gets close. http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa188/VisOne_Photo/Signatures%20and%20Banners/VisP.png
December 4, 200915 yr Ok so when i count to three, you Slam the door! And then we cash in from the Tooth fairy!!! http://i.imgur.com/zoL1k.png
December 4, 200915 yr Rightio.... now we've dusted off the cobwebs - Pic supplied by Vis http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/captionthis1205.jpg Emergency Battlefield Circumcision Drill Edited December 4, 200915 yr by mandatory05 "When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." - Winston Churchill
December 4, 200915 yr Author http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/captionthis-noddy.jpg http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/aux1_zpsab5224fd.png
December 4, 200915 yr http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/captionthis1205.jpg You sure we need to be out here to fire that thing? Too me it looks like their firing artillery but that's just me. Edit* Thought of another one: Man lucky I tied this string to my CO I would never of found him again. Edited December 4, 200915 yr by SHOCKnAWE371 "Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines"...... Enzo Ferrari unicorns are awesome!
December 5, 200915 yr 1. Take the detonation cord, go over there and I will ignite it from the house, make sure you tie it around yourself properly! 2. Urrrmm, Sir, I don't think I can fit and more Detonation Cord down my pants . . . 3. OK, so we lure him out with this cheese, and then, when he grabs it we pull the rope away! 4. I shouldn't have taken Osama for a walk, I knew he would try and break leash! 5. Im not holding that rope do you know where its been? 6. Soldier Right) Are you sure its not stuck? Soldier Left) Just hold the dam rope!!! 7. Hey look, now we both have detonation cord stuck in our pants! Well, they are not the best but they are pity attempts Edited December 5, 200915 yr by crawfs http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss187/Chanvlan/new_kit.jpg yeah but this is the internet' date=' you have to expect the unexpected or else you'll get caught out by things you should've expected but didn't. Its exactly like knowing about the stuff you dont know about, that way you know theres stuff you dont know so when you know what you dont know you can say "ah i knew that!"[/quote']
December 5, 200915 yr http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/captionthis1205.jpg i left the keys in the house again ......... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC][WC]Private http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/armouredservice.bmp http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2315/ubd4327.png http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6780/blackmagikzwc.png "A tank is like a fat timid kid at a dance party , always too shay to get into the action and ask a girl to dance with him and always backs down after every approach" -Some Marine Capitan i forgot- Iwo Jima
December 5, 200915 yr http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/captionthis1205.jpg Now, you might feel a little tug... --------------------------------------------------------------- It seems to be stuck on something, I'm gonna have to give it a little pull... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In, out, in out, we'll have to go through those motions again... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Years of training - $342,070.65 Weapons & Equipment - $667,984.89 The latest in SatNav guidance - $4000 Finding yourself outside a local Afghani house, with your mate tugging a long piece of rope tied to your fly... ... priceless For everything else there is air support. http://i.imgur.com/DtNdckc.png [WC]Xavo|xXx:
December 5, 200915 yr Horizontal abseiling. Only a Brit could f$%k it up. Here is a list of particularly awesome things: dogs sniping very spicy chilli cat claws on people (but still cool on cats)
December 5, 200915 yr Now when I pull this cord, the next sucka who walks through that door is going to cop a paint can...BOOM HEADSHOT! http://users.on.net/~mperrin/images/les_mis_kindros.png You're all wrong, and I am always right, and the sooner you accept it, the happier you will be. That is all! Va Fan Culo
December 5, 200915 yr Pulling your teeth out with string by slamming a door... a practice that should be performed under parental supervision... Edited December 5, 200915 yr by mojito22 http://i.imgur.com/ebwNl.png The Nomula: nom = 3(nom) or 3nom :. nom = nomnomnom :. nomnomnom + omnnom^2 - nom = omnnomnomnomomn _____________________2nom( 1/2 nom) Oh' date=' and i shottie having gunners mutant epic PR playing children[/quote']
December 5, 200915 yr Pulling your teeth out with sting by slamming a door... a practice that should be performed under parental supervision... Why, Sting has the police behind him... Unless Sting is a kiddy fiddler? http://users.on.net/~mperrin/images/les_mis_kindros.png You're all wrong, and I am always right, and the sooner you accept it, the happier you will be. That is all! Va Fan Culo
December 5, 200915 yr Why, Sting has the police behind him... Unless Sting is a kiddy fiddler? i forgot the r, leave me alone. http://i.imgur.com/ebwNl.png The Nomula: nom = 3(nom) or 3nom :. nom = nomnomnom :. nomnomnom + omnnom^2 - nom = omnnomnomnomomn _____________________2nom( 1/2 nom) Oh' date=' and i shottie having gunners mutant epic PR playing children[/quote']
December 5, 200915 yr On the net you can buy drugs to increase your penis size by over 50%... Though in Afghanistan we do things the old fashion way Edited December 5, 200915 yr by Captain_Russy http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm120/Albatross-water/AlbatrossSig3.png
December 5, 200915 yr "i Wonder Where All This Cord Leads Too ????" Ill Keep Pulling It Till It Explodes ! [WC] Tpr.Chrisso06 http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/armouredservice.bmp "My other ride is an ASLAV" http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7264/newtanksig.jpg
December 6, 200915 yr "Um solider you do realize that door opens inwards right?" "Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines"...... Enzo Ferrari unicorns are awesome!
December 6, 200915 yr "so this is how you got the name "silly string"" "ok,..so when the apc takes off, it will yank on this rope we got tied up to ya there,.. and hey presto,... no more caught in the zipper" http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11384234/Sigs/noraa.png Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
December 7, 200915 yr "why does one part of the wall look good and the other look bad, these people have no idea about re-sale...."
December 14, 200915 yr Author Congratulations to Xavo for his winning entry. Years of training - $342,070.65 Weapons & Equipment - $667,984.89 The latest in SatNav guidance - $4000 Finding yourself outside a local Afghani house, with your mate tugging a long piece of rope tied to your fly... ... priceless For everything else there is air support. [/font][/size] You can now use the following award in your signature block: http://www.bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/lol.bmp The independant judge said Sandy's entry was a very close second..... Thanks to everyone who entered - quite a few of them gave me a giggle If anybody wants to p.m me a pic for next months comp I'd appreciate it. http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/aux1_zpsab5224fd.png
December 14, 200915 yr http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/captionthis1205.jpg I know its over but... "Jesus Peter shutup, mittens fken luvs this game allright!?" http://www.bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/spambot.bmp http://www.bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/whatthe.bmp The Bee Zed Zed
December 14, 200915 yr Thanks Noddy and to everyone that played. I really didn't expect this, I'd forgotten that I entered it until Shady reminded my on TS... Cheers. http://i.imgur.com/DtNdckc.png [WC]Xavo|xXx:
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