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Private Jenkins just couldn't stand to leave a goat in those conditions.

 

I know what the real caption is for this photo but we will see if anyone gets close. ;)

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Ok so when i count to three, you Slam the door! And then we cash in from the Tooth fairy!!!

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Rightio.... now we've dusted off the cobwebs - Pic supplied by Vis

 

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Emergency Battlefield Circumcision Drill

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"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."

- Winston Churchill

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You sure we need to be out here to fire that thing?

 

 

Too me it looks like their firing artillery but that's just me.

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Man lucky I tied this string to my CO I would never of found him again.

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"Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines"...... Enzo Ferrari

unicorns are awesome!
1. Take the detonation cord, go over there and I will ignite it from the house, make sure you tie it around yourself properly!

 

2. Urrrmm, Sir, I don't think I can fit and more Detonation Cord down my pants . . .

 

3. OK, so we lure him out with this cheese, and then, when he grabs it we pull the rope away!

 

4. I shouldn't have taken Osama for a walk, I knew he would try and break leash!

 

5. Im not holding that rope do you know where its been?

 

6. Soldier Right) Are you sure its not stuck?

Soldier Left) Just hold the dam rope!!!

 

7. Hey look, now we both have detonation cord stuck in our pants!

 

Well, they are not the best but they are pity attempts :p

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yeah but this is the internet' date=' you have to expect the unexpected or else you'll get caught out by things you should've expected but didn't. Its exactly like knowing about the stuff you dont know about, that way you know theres stuff you dont know so when you know what you dont know you can say "ah i knew that!"[/quote']

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i left the keys in the house again .........

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http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6780/blackmagikzwc.png "A tank is like a fat timid kid at a dance party , always too shay to get into the action and ask a girl to dance with him and always backs down after every approach" -Some Marine Capitan i forgot- Iwo Jima

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Now, you might feel a little tug...

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It seems to be stuck on something, I'm gonna have to give it a little pull...

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In, out, in out, we'll have to go through those motions again...

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Years of training - $342,070.65

Weapons & Equipment - $667,984.89

The latest in SatNav guidance - $4000

 

Finding yourself outside a local Afghani house, with your mate tugging a long piece of rope tied to your fly...

 

... priceless

For everything else there is air support.

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[WC]Xavo|xXx:

 

Horizontal abseiling. Only a Brit could f$%k it up.

Here is a list of particularly awesome things:

dogs

sniping

very spicy chilli

cat claws on people (but still cool on cats)

Now when I pull this cord, the next sucka who walks through that door is going to cop a paint can...BOOM HEADSHOT!

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You're all wrong, and I am always right, and the sooner you accept it, the happier you will be. That is all!

Va Fan Culo

Pulling your teeth out with string by slamming a door... a practice that should be performed under parental supervision...

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The Nomula:

nom = 3(nom) or 3nom :. nom = nomnomnom :. nomnomnom + omnnom^2 - nom = omnnomnomnomomn

_____________________2nom( 1/2 nom)

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Pulling your teeth out with sting by slamming a door... a practice that should be performed under parental supervision...

Why, Sting has the police behind him... Unless Sting is a kiddy fiddler?

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You're all wrong, and I am always right, and the sooner you accept it, the happier you will be. That is all!

Va Fan Culo

Why, Sting has the police behind him... Unless Sting is a kiddy fiddler?

 

i forgot the r, leave me alone.

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The Nomula:

nom = 3(nom) or 3nom :. nom = nomnomnom :. nomnomnom + omnnom^2 - nom = omnnomnomnomomn

_____________________2nom( 1/2 nom)

Oh' date=' and i shottie having gunners mutant epic PR playing children[/quote']
"i Wonder Where All This Cord Leads Too ????" Ill Keep Pulling It Till It Explodes !

[WC] Tpr.Chrisso06

 

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"My other ride is an ASLAV"

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"Um solider you do realize that door opens inwards right?"

"Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines"...... Enzo Ferrari

unicorns are awesome!

"so this is how you got the name "silly string""

 

"ok,..so when the apc takes off, it will yank on this rope we got tied up to ya there,.. and hey presto,... no more caught in the zipper"

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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

"why does one part of the wall look good and the other look bad, these people have no idea about re-sale...."
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Congratulations to Xavo for his winning entry.

 

Years of training - $342,070.65

Weapons & Equipment - $667,984.89

The latest in SatNav guidance - $4000

 

Finding yourself outside a local Afghani house, with your mate tugging a long piece of rope tied to your fly...

 

... priceless

For everything else there is air support.

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You can now use the following award in your signature block:

 

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The independant judge said Sandy's entry was a very close second.....

 

Thanks to everyone who entered - quite a few of them gave me a giggle :)

 

If anybody wants to p.m me a pic for next months comp I'd appreciate it.

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I know its over but...

 

"Jesus Peter shutup, mittens fken luvs this game allright!?"

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The Bee Zed Zed

Thanks Noddy and to everyone that played.

I really didn't expect this, I'd forgotten that I entered it until Shady reminded my on TS...

 

Cheers.

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