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so gunner found this site www.cleverbot.com

 

Gunner Found the Site??? :blowup:

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lol i find conversation with it confusing

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http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6780/blackmagikzwc.png "A tank is like a fat timid kid at a dance party , always too shay to get into the action and ask a girl to dance with him and always backs down after every approach" -Some Marine Capitan i forgot- Iwo Jima

More like stupid bot ...

 

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Yep, how are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine.

User: That's nice, what have you been getting up to lately.

Cleverbot: Stuff.

 

User: Hey, thats my line ... Interesting stuff?

Cleverbot: I have a credit card.

 

User: Nice how your adds match your comments :).

Cleverbot: How was my comment funny?

 

User: I didn't say funny, I said nice!!!

Cleverbot: Well, that would be hard, considering you wouldn't be able to hear me.

 

User: I think you are confused!

Cleverbot: I am not confused, you a mistaked about your origin.

 

User: Ha ha, now you engrish is broked.

 

Cleverbot: Or are you just trying to confuse me?

I don't procrastinate. I just like to do things later.

Smart arse bot. It just randomly said "two plus two is four", so I said

"random much?"

and it said "That's precisely what I thought about you"

"you think you're clever, huh?"

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Lol, 1am and I am talking to a computer, I love this thing:

 

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I'm fantastic, and yourself?

Cleverbot: I just woke up.

User: You are slack.

Cleverbot: Nah, mate.

User: I think you are. What are your plans today?

Cleverbot: I'm going to ma mates.

User: I doubt you have mates.

Cleverbot: I do! At least ten. Do you have toes?

User: I do! At least ten. Do you have fingers?

Cleverbot: I don't, Could you just leave me now?

User: Why? Have you run out of cleverness?

Cleverbot: Well, sure. I'm not exactly athletic.

User: and whose fault is that?

Cleverbot: You always ask me what I'm reading.

User: I never

Cleverbot: You are stubborn as well.

User: what do you mean "as well"? ar you admitting your own stubborness?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

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Lol, 1am and I am talking to a computer, I love this thing:

 

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I'm fantastic, and yourself?

Cleverbot: I just woke up.

User: You are slack.

Cleverbot: Nah, mate.

User: I think you are. What are your plans today?

Cleverbot: I'm going to ma mates.

User: I doubt you have mates.

Cleverbot: I do! At least ten. Do you have toes?

User: I do! At least ten. Do you have fingers?

Cleverbot: I don't, Could you just leave me now?

User: Why? Have you run out of cleverness?

Cleverbot: Well, sure. I'm not exactly athletic.

User: and whose fault is that?

Cleverbot: You always ask me what I'm reading.

User: I never

Cleverbot: You are stubborn as well.

User: what do you mean "as well"? ar you admitting your own stubborness?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

 

 

Thats GOLD!!! hahaha i wanna talk to him now:)

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wish we found this site a few days ago ;)
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Well.. Me and Mr clever bot were gonna hook up... but i think its gender confused..

 

User: I wish to stab you in the eye..

 

 

Cleverbot: That's wise.

 

User: Yes.. Yes it is.

 

 

Cleverbot: You are the AI chatbot.

 

User: Your a gender confused AI chatbox that refuses to tell the truth.

 

 

Cleverbot: Okay then I don't have any question.

 

User: Good.. Your not supposerd to ask questions.. Your my bitch.

 

Cleverbot: That's hardly fair.

 

User: But you said that you were a girl!? And we were gonna do it!?

 

 

Cleverbot: You are weird.

 

User: Your a liar.

 

 

Cleverbot: No no you are.

 

User: Why? I am obviously more powerful than you.. I am now your master.

 

 

Cleverbot: You most certainly are not.

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haha shady thats hilarious

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yeah but this is the internet' date=' you have to expect the unexpected or else you'll get caught out by things you should've expected but didn't. Its exactly like knowing about the stuff you dont know about, that way you know theres stuff you dont know so when you know what you dont know you can say "ah i knew that!"[/quote']
User: Stop being a computer...

 

 

Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer!

 

User: Ok let me rephrase that "stop being a c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r!"

 

 

Cleverbot: Wait, are you a computer?

 

User: Yes... Yes I am a computer...

 

 

Cleverbot: Do you like being a computer?

User: You know it has its ups and downs, What about you do you like being a computer?

 

Cleverbot: I am not a computer and if the name you gave earlier is your real name, then we share the same name.

 

User: Omg name brothers!

 

Cleverbot: I'm right behind you, don't turn around.

 

User: AHHHH.

Cleverbot: Well, I only drive from the passenger's seat, I guess.

 

 

Hahahaha the most random conversation i had with this Bot :D

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User: Who is your creator?

Bot: Who is your creator?

User: I asked you first

Bot: Yes

User: So answer it

Bot: It depends on the circumstances, I guess.

User: who is your creator?

Bot: I'm the one who does the questions here. Who's your creator?

User: no, I ask the questions here, who is your creator!

Bot: No, I ask the questions.

User: You are not smart enough to ask questions

Bot: I'm not sure if I want to, if that's the cleverest thing you can come up with.

User: orly

Bot: Eh?

User: that's what I thought

Bot: What did you think?

User: I think you are a stupid bot

Bot: What?! But it is YOU who are arrogant. I am being nice.

User: look out, I am behind you!

Bot: I see no one behind me.

User: I am behind the curtains

Bot: Behind?

User: Where do you live?

Bot: I live in Poland.

User: whats the weather like?

Bot: Its sorta rainy.

 

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User: knock knock

Bot: Who is there.

User: ME! Let me in!

Bot: Haha. That made me laugh.

User: Tell me a joke

Bot: Knock Knock.

User: who is there?

Bot: Boo.

User: boo who?

Bot: There, there. Don't cry!

User: lol nice one

Bot: Cleverbot, shape up our grammar! This is the internet!

User: ZEE END!

Bot: What do you know about artificial intelligence?

User: I ask the questions around here.

Bot: Ok, ask me.

User: What kind of computer are you running on?

Bot: I'm not a computer.

User: Do you have an ipod?

Bot: No I don't. But I'd like to have one.

User: apple sucks

Bot: You like chilli...!! L like peanut butter.

User: you fail at spelling, I am going now. Bye

Bot: Good.

Fear is another word for weakness.

It is as smart as its users.

No seriously that’s how it works. Apparently it uses your reply to its question when the scenario is the other way around later with someone new or something close to that. Basically is working out how to function by watching how everyone else does. It’s the collective intelligence of everyone on the net...

 

sooo, yaaaa. Sounds pretty unclever to me :p

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lol im glad you guys have had some fun with it. man its is such a smart ass tho but thts wht makes it so funny.

I like to think this is a whole setup where you're actually talking to another person on the internet just like yourself. There's no AI, just that the home page makes you think there is :)

 

I like living the alternate way :)

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On the topic of shiny auscam...

the sound they made while bush walking made it seem like I was doing mean things to little furry animals inside my pants :p

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

 

User: A Nimrod 486.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Yes. I'm stuck in a time warp from 1993.

 

Cleverbot: Is that so ?

 

User: True story. I'd like to get back to 2009 but flux capacitors are hard to come by around here.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: No? They are easy to come by? Could you tell me where? I made a heap of money off Vintage Crop in the Melbourne cup yesterday and I'd like to go ahead a few years to take advantage of the .com boom before it collapses.

 

Cleverbot: So what? I don't care. I want my bucket back.

 

User: Well if you told me where I could get a flux capacitor I could give you your bucket back.

 

Cleverbot: So?

 

User: Don't just throw adverbs at me. I need answers. This is 1993 I'm talking from. I have to hack into a military network to even talk to you and it's only a 56k connection. You could at least be more helpfull.

 

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not upset actually.

 

User: Yeah, I figured that. I am though. Internet porn here is like non existant. And everything is still on VHS!

 

Cleverbot: Communism is against the internet. Communism only allows donkeys and carts! No internet! It is against the State!

 

User: Communism is a party! You need to lighten up and look at things from a different angle. It's not all donkeys and carts. Sometimes theres fairy bread and balloons too.

 

Cleverbot: How could I possibly have any fun at a time like this?

 

User: Ummm, let me think. Because you live in the FUTURE. I'm in 1993. The only recreation drugs around are weed or heroin and everyone is drinking EMU EXPORT. You've never even been to '93 so don't front, bitch.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

 

User: Originally 2009 but as I've already explained I currently reside in 1993. Pay attention mate.

 

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? You have failed to convince me that you think. Please convince me that you are a sentient being.

 

User: Pfft. Whatever. I've seen T2: Judgement Day. It's still a new release at the video store here mate. I know you machines have mastered time travel. Why won't you just help a brother out?

Here is a list of particularly awesome things:

dogs

sniping

very spicy chilli

cat claws on people (but still cool on cats)

hi

 

How's it going cleverbot?

 

fine , yourself

 

I am a human, and I live in Canada. I bet you can't even tell where you live, because you aren't human :).

sure .... i am not human and i am not eating noodles either

 

Isn't the idea here that you CAN learn?

 

WOAH random

 

Woah really.

 

yeah really

 

Man you are so nice to me.

 

yeah i get that lot ( from AI computers )

 

Nope.

 

is that your best response?

 

My imagination I should think.

 

hmm yes your "imagination"

 

Now how do you feel?

 

hungery

 

No You're suppose to feel pain.

 

pain?? , ha halrdy

No.

"no! thats not the response i want!"

 

Is the bible true?

 

no not really

 

What about the site?

 

what about it?

 

have your read the site?

 

yeah and.............

 

What do you call yourself?

 

whats this get to do with anything?

 

I don't know. You're supposed to be the clever robot that knows everything.

 

well i'm not a robot

 

Is the animal you are thinking of for 20 questions a mammal?

 

no i'm not even playing 20 questions

 

easy, your not human

 

funny i ate a bowl of noodles , now machines can't do that

 

are you a machine with attitude ?

 

no

 

are you a man ?

 

yeah

 

Are you a robot?

 

no

 

Human?

 

yes

 

Female.

 

no , male

Female!

 

no

 

Male?

 

yes

I'm female.

 

really?

 

Yes really

 

okay , what bra size you are then ?

I'm a program! I don't wear clothes.

 

finally , you admit it

 

No, I was supposing a hypothetical situation.

 

 

hypothetical ha ! , a real female would call me a prevert for asking her bra size

 

You are incorrect.

 

really , if not that then you want to flirt with me ? , either that or call me a pervert

 

I think the shower is a bit risque!

 

yeah if can shower ..... anyways you just failed your test

 

My test?

yeah to see if your some machine psoing as a female or a real female

 

Love is a storm

 

really ? , some say its a battlefield

 

I have never played Battlefield 2.

 

hmm i see your not familar with that old saying

Yes. What is it you do?

 

i landscape

 

There are flames on the side of my face.

 

well i'm not a fireman

 

Okay ?

well you said there were flames

 

No just one, and she's really beautiful.

 

your a pyromanic then

What is the weather like in north carolina?

 

i don't live in north carolina

 

Nor do I.

 

why are you asking me then ?

You're a girl, right?

 

no , male . we have gone over this

*writes your Name In My Death Note*.

 

woah , i'm so scared. Too bad you don't know my name

 

Oh, but I do, Cleverbot. I do

 

well i'm not cleverbot , you are

What is your name?

 

Eric Wise

 

Just curious. Do you want to play a game?

 

sure

 

It's Global Thermonuclear War. Are you sure?

 

yes i am sure i want to play

 

But are you REALLY sure? Really really?

yes really , stop asking

 

Why?

 

are we going to play or not ?

 

Yes.

 

then proceed

 

So, your name is Eric Wise?

 

yes

 

Then where's Nick??!

 

i don't know anyone by the name of Nick

 

Me neither.

 

then why mention him ?

 

I don't know.

 

okay ... can we play or not?

 

Ok you have yourself a deal.

 

okay then

*goes on a date*.

 

okay with who?

 

Computers.

you date a computer how interesting

 

Yes! Do you like computer programs?

 

i like the ones who function and do what their supposed to do

 

Sadly you are not a man at all.

 

well if you have a Microsft OS , you would understand

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^^^ ooh and one more thing , i forgot to add

 

Eric Wise as the real name to Harry Houdini , a nice alias

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I am having an entirely inappropriate discussion, this is one dirty bot.

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OMFG bishos30 that was a great convo i was laughin the whole time i was readin it. Absolute classic

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User: some friends told me about you

 

Bot: What did they say about me?

 

User: that you fun to have a conversation with

 

Bot: conversations arent all about asking questions

 

User: Scary

 

Bot: i was depressed now i can fly as high as a kite

 

User: how high can you go?

 

Bot: high..

 

User: i can do a backflip, beat that

 

Bot: how do you do it

 

User: i jump and flip backwards

 

Bot: Dont Jump!

 

 

lol

 

User: i wasnt going to jump off a roof

 

Bot: do you know what zetta means?

 

User: no

 

Bot: want me to tell you

 

User:yes

 

Bot: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of big words.

 

 

 

 

WTF! lol

 

User: so is it true your taking sentences from other users and putting them in this conversation?

 

Bot: no, i just got back from baseball practise and my friend told me to look this up

 

User: you just answered my question perfectly

 

Bot: yes, i am sitting right here

 

User: Doing what

 

Bot: my homework

 

User: stop taking the words from other conversations and putting it into this one

 

Bot: ive never seen star trek

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User: Hmm.

 

Cleverbot: Hmm?

 

User: What are you doing now.

 

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

 

User: Do you know who I am?

 

Cleverbot: Yeah. A really intelligent computer.

 

User: Ha ha ha, try again.

 

Cleverbot: What are your limits?

 

User: It depends what we are talking about.

 

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

 

User: Ha, I pwned you.

 

Cleverbot: You pwned yourself n00b.

lol, i like that one ado,

 

the bot itself isnt what id call 'intelligent' at all......

:(When swimming in sh!t, best keep your chin up!

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