Posted November 3, 200915 yr so gunner found this site http://www.cleverbot.com it basically a site that you can have a conversation with a bot that is clever but more of a smart ass. post some interesting conversation this is mine http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7572/99397762.jpg sorry for broken english as it is like 3:40 am here
November 3, 200915 yr so gunner found this site www.cleverbot.com Gunner Found the Site??? :blowup: Whitty91 [WC] Lieutenant ----http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/4300/usarmyltgf2.gif http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/opagamahons.jpghttp://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4816/sniper.pnghttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/medicalspecialist.bmphttp://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7617/generalsilverstar20tl0.png
November 3, 200915 yr lol i find conversation with it confusing [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC][WC]Private http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/armouredservice.bmp http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2315/ubd4327.png http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6780/blackmagikzwc.png "A tank is like a fat timid kid at a dance party , always too shay to get into the action and ask a girl to dance with him and always backs down after every approach" -Some Marine Capitan i forgot- Iwo Jima
November 3, 200915 yr More like stupid bot ... User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello? User: Yep, how are you? Cleverbot: I am fine. User: That's nice, what have you been getting up to lately. Cleverbot: Stuff. User: Hey, thats my line ... Interesting stuff? Cleverbot: I have a credit card. User: Nice how your adds match your comments . Cleverbot: How was my comment funny? User: I didn't say funny, I said nice!!! Cleverbot: Well, that would be hard, considering you wouldn't be able to hear me. User: I think you are confused! Cleverbot: I am not confused, you a mistaked about your origin. User: Ha ha, now you engrish is broked. Cleverbot: Or are you just trying to confuse me? [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I don't procrastinate. I just like to do things later.
November 3, 200915 yr Smart arse bot. It just randomly said "two plus two is four", so I said "random much?" and it said "That's precisely what I thought about you" "you think you're clever, huh?" http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2561/bigdsig.jpg
November 3, 200915 yr Lol, 1am and I am talking to a computer, I love this thing: User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: I'm fantastic, and yourself? Cleverbot: I just woke up. User: You are slack. Cleverbot: Nah, mate. User: I think you are. What are your plans today? Cleverbot: I'm going to ma mates. User: I doubt you have mates. Cleverbot: I do! At least ten. Do you have toes? User: I do! At least ten. Do you have fingers? Cleverbot: I don't, Could you just leave me now? User: Why? Have you run out of cleverness? Cleverbot: Well, sure. I'm not exactly athletic. User: and whose fault is that? Cleverbot: You always ask me what I'm reading. User: I never Cleverbot: You are stubborn as well. User: what do you mean "as well"? ar you admitting your own stubborness? Cleverbot: Yes I am. Edited November 3, 200915 yr by JACK_SEVERITY http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2561/bigdsig.jpg
November 3, 200915 yr Lol, 1am and I am talking to a computer, I love this thing: User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: I'm fantastic, and yourself? Cleverbot: I just woke up. User: You are slack. Cleverbot: Nah, mate. User: I think you are. What are your plans today? Cleverbot: I'm going to ma mates. User: I doubt you have mates. Cleverbot: I do! At least ten. Do you have toes? User: I do! At least ten. Do you have fingers? Cleverbot: I don't, Could you just leave me now? User: Why? Have you run out of cleverness? Cleverbot: Well, sure. I'm not exactly athletic. User: and whose fault is that? Cleverbot: You always ask me what I'm reading. User: I never Cleverbot: You are stubborn as well. User: what do you mean "as well"? ar you admitting your own stubborness? Cleverbot: Yes I am. Thats GOLD!!! hahaha i wanna talk to him now:) http://matt.itsthemadhouse.com/na/sigs/na-sig-kirk12.png http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/lol.bmp http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/opagamaserv.jpg http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/hatspec.bmp http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmp http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/warcollege.bmp http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmp
November 3, 200915 yr wish we found this site a few days ago http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/IINoddyII/aux1_zpsab5224fd.png
November 3, 200915 yr Well.. Me and Mr clever bot were gonna hook up... but i think its gender confused.. User: I wish to stab you in the eye.. Cleverbot: That's wise. User: Yes.. Yes it is. Cleverbot: You are the AI chatbot. User: Your a gender confused AI chatbox that refuses to tell the truth. Cleverbot: Okay then I don't have any question. User: Good.. Your not supposerd to ask questions.. Your my bitch. Cleverbot: That's hardly fair. User: But you said that you were a girl!? And we were gonna do it!? Cleverbot: You are weird. User: Your a liar. Cleverbot: No no you are. User: Why? I am obviously more powerful than you.. I am now your master. Cleverbot: You most certainly are not. Edited November 3, 200915 yr by f00bear http://i.imgur.com/zoL1k.png
November 3, 200915 yr haha shady thats hilarious http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss187/Chanvlan/new_kit.jpg yeah but this is the internet' date=' you have to expect the unexpected or else you'll get caught out by things you should've expected but didn't. Its exactly like knowing about the stuff you dont know about, that way you know theres stuff you dont know so when you know what you dont know you can say "ah i knew that!"[/quote']
November 3, 200915 yr User: Stop being a computer... Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer! User: Ok let me rephrase that "stop being a c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r!" Cleverbot: Wait, are you a computer? User: Yes... Yes I am a computer... Cleverbot: Do you like being a computer? User: You know it has its ups and downs, What about you do you like being a computer? Cleverbot: I am not a computer and if the name you gave earlier is your real name, then we share the same name. User: Omg name brothers! Cleverbot: I'm right behind you, don't turn around. User: AHHHH. Cleverbot: Well, I only drive from the passenger's seat, I guess. Hahahaha the most random conversation i had with this Bot http://imageshack.com/a/img538/2069/C6k7ld.png
November 3, 200915 yr User: Who is your creator? Bot: Who is your creator? User: I asked you first Bot: Yes User: So answer it Bot: It depends on the circumstances, I guess. User: who is your creator? Bot: I'm the one who does the questions here. Who's your creator? User: no, I ask the questions here, who is your creator! Bot: No, I ask the questions. User: You are not smart enough to ask questions Bot: I'm not sure if I want to, if that's the cleverest thing you can come up with. User: orly Bot: Eh? User: that's what I thought Bot: What did you think? User: I think you are a stupid bot Bot: What?! But it is YOU who are arrogant. I am being nice. User: look out, I am behind you! Bot: I see no one behind me. User: I am behind the curtains Bot: Behind? User: Where do you live? Bot: I live in Poland. User: whats the weather like? Bot: Its sorta rainy. ------------------------- User: knock knock Bot: Who is there. User: ME! Let me in! Bot: Haha. That made me laugh. User: Tell me a joke Bot: Knock Knock. User: who is there? Bot: Boo. User: boo who? Bot: There, there. Don't cry! User: lol nice one Bot: Cleverbot, shape up our grammar! This is the internet! User: ZEE END! Bot: What do you know about artificial intelligence? User: I ask the questions around here. Bot: Ok, ask me. User: What kind of computer are you running on? Bot: I'm not a computer. User: Do you have an ipod? Bot: No I don't. But I'd like to have one. User: apple sucks Bot: You like chilli...!! L like peanut butter. User: you fail at spelling, I am going now. Bye Bot: Good. Fear is another word for weakness.
November 4, 200915 yr It is as smart as its users. No seriously that’s how it works. Apparently it uses your reply to its question when the scenario is the other way around later with someone new or something close to that. Basically is working out how to function by watching how everyone else does. It’s the collective intelligence of everyone on the net... sooo, yaaaa. Sounds pretty unclever to me Earn respect don't demand it.
November 4, 200915 yr Author lol im glad you guys have had some fun with it. man its is such a smart ass tho but thts wht makes it so funny.
November 4, 200915 yr I like to think this is a whole setup where you're actually talking to another person on the internet just like yourself. There's no AI, just that the home page makes you think there is I like living the alternate way http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/merc.bmp On the topic of shiny auscam... the sound they made while bush walking made it seem like I was doing mean things to little furry animals inside my pants
November 4, 200915 yr Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you? User: A Nimrod 486. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes. I'm stuck in a time warp from 1993. Cleverbot: Is that so ? User: True story. I'd like to get back to 2009 but flux capacitors are hard to come by around here. Cleverbot: No. User: No? They are easy to come by? Could you tell me where? I made a heap of money off Vintage Crop in the Melbourne cup yesterday and I'd like to go ahead a few years to take advantage of the .com boom before it collapses. Cleverbot: So what? I don't care. I want my bucket back. User: Well if you told me where I could get a flux capacitor I could give you your bucket back. Cleverbot: So? User: Don't just throw adverbs at me. I need answers. This is 1993 I'm talking from. I have to hack into a military network to even talk to you and it's only a 56k connection. You could at least be more helpfull. Cleverbot: Well, I'm not upset actually. User: Yeah, I figured that. I am though. Internet porn here is like non existant. And everything is still on VHS! Cleverbot: Communism is against the internet. Communism only allows donkeys and carts! No internet! It is against the State! User: Communism is a party! You need to lighten up and look at things from a different angle. It's not all donkeys and carts. Sometimes theres fairy bread and balloons too. Cleverbot: How could I possibly have any fun at a time like this? User: Ummm, let me think. Because you live in the FUTURE. I'm in 1993. The only recreation drugs around are weed or heroin and everyone is drinking EMU EXPORT. You've never even been to '93 so don't front, bitch. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Originally 2009 but as I've already explained I currently reside in 1993. Pay attention mate. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? You have failed to convince me that you think. Please convince me that you are a sentient being. User: Pfft. Whatever. I've seen T2: Judgement Day. It's still a new release at the video store here mate. I know you machines have mastered time travel. Why won't you just help a brother out? Here is a list of particularly awesome things: dogs sniping very spicy chilli cat claws on people (but still cool on cats)
November 4, 200915 yr hi How's it going cleverbot? fine , yourself I am a human, and I live in Canada. I bet you can't even tell where you live, because you aren't human . sure .... i am not human and i am not eating noodles either Isn't the idea here that you CAN learn? WOAH random Woah really. yeah really Man you are so nice to me. yeah i get that lot ( from AI computers ) Nope. is that your best response? My imagination I should think. hmm yes your "imagination" Now how do you feel? hungery No You're suppose to feel pain. pain?? , ha halrdy No. "no! thats not the response i want!" Is the bible true? no not really What about the site? what about it? have your read the site? yeah and............. What do you call yourself? whats this get to do with anything? I don't know. You're supposed to be the clever robot that knows everything. well i'm not a robot Is the animal you are thinking of for 20 questions a mammal? no i'm not even playing 20 questions easy, your not human funny i ate a bowl of noodles , now machines can't do that are you a machine with attitude ? no are you a man ? yeah Are you a robot? no Human? yes Female. no , male Female! no Male? yes I'm female. really? Yes really okay , what bra size you are then ? I'm a program! I don't wear clothes. finally , you admit it No, I was supposing a hypothetical situation. hypothetical ha ! , a real female would call me a prevert for asking her bra size You are incorrect. really , if not that then you want to flirt with me ? , either that or call me a pervert I think the shower is a bit risque! yeah if can shower ..... anyways you just failed your test My test? yeah to see if your some machine psoing as a female or a real female Love is a storm really ? , some say its a battlefield I have never played Battlefield 2. hmm i see your not familar with that old saying Yes. What is it you do? i landscape There are flames on the side of my face. well i'm not a fireman Okay ? well you said there were flames No just one, and she's really beautiful. your a pyromanic then What is the weather like in north carolina? i don't live in north carolina Nor do I. why are you asking me then ? You're a girl, right? no , male . we have gone over this *writes your Name In My Death Note*. woah , i'm so scared. Too bad you don't know my name Oh, but I do, Cleverbot. I do well i'm not cleverbot , you are What is your name? Eric Wise Just curious. Do you want to play a game? sure It's Global Thermonuclear War. Are you sure? yes i am sure i want to play But are you REALLY sure? Really really? yes really , stop asking Why? are we going to play or not ? Yes. then proceed So, your name is Eric Wise? yes Then where's Nick??! i don't know anyone by the name of Nick Me neither. then why mention him ? I don't know. okay ... can we play or not? Ok you have yourself a deal. okay then *goes on a date*. okay with who? Computers. you date a computer how interesting Yes! Do you like computer programs? i like the ones who function and do what their supposed to do Sadly you are not a man at all. well if you have a Microsft OS , you would understand Edited November 4, 200915 yr by MasterShrike [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC][WC]Private http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/armouredservice.bmp http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2315/ubd4327.png http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6780/blackmagikzwc.png "A tank is like a fat timid kid at a dance party , always too shay to get into the action and ask a girl to dance with him and always backs down after every approach" -Some Marine Capitan i forgot- Iwo Jima
November 4, 200915 yr ^^^ ooh and one more thing , i forgot to add Eric Wise as the real name to Harry Houdini , a nice alias [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC][WC]Private http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/armouredservice.bmp http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2315/ubd4327.png http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6780/blackmagikzwc.png "A tank is like a fat timid kid at a dance party , always too shay to get into the action and ask a girl to dance with him and always backs down after every approach" -Some Marine Capitan i forgot- Iwo Jima
November 4, 200915 yr I am having an entirely inappropriate discussion, this is one dirty bot. Good Conduct http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/goodconduct.bmp
November 4, 200915 yr OMFG bishos30 that was a great convo i was laughin the whole time i was readin it. Absolute classic http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv114/dan_the_sand_man/Spartysfinalsigcopy.jpg http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/spectaculardemise.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/lplates.bmp
November 4, 200915 yr User: some friends told me about you Bot: What did they say about me? User: that you fun to have a conversation with Bot: conversations arent all about asking questions User: Scary Bot: i was depressed now i can fly as high as a kite User: how high can you go? Bot: high.. User: i can do a backflip, beat that Bot: how do you do it User: i jump and flip backwards Bot: Dont Jump! lol User: i wasnt going to jump off a roof Bot: do you know what zetta means? User: no Bot: want me to tell you User:yes Bot: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of big words. WTF! lol User: so is it true your taking sentences from other users and putting them in this conversation? Bot: no, i just got back from baseball practise and my friend told me to look this up User: you just answered my question perfectly Bot: yes, i am sitting right here User: Doing what Bot: my homework User: stop taking the words from other conversations and putting it into this one Bot: ive never seen star trek Edited November 4, 200915 yr by LeClair
November 4, 200915 yr Has anyone considered its not a bot at all just other users comment randomly swapped ? :hi:
November 4, 200915 yr User: Hmm. Cleverbot: Hmm? User: What are you doing now. Cleverbot: Talking to you. User: Do you know who I am? Cleverbot: Yeah. A really intelligent computer. User: Ha ha ha, try again. Cleverbot: What are your limits? User: It depends what we are talking about. Cleverbot: I'm leaving now. User: Ha, I pwned you. Cleverbot: You pwned yourself n00b.
November 4, 200915 yr lol, i like that one ado, the bot itself isnt what id call 'intelligent' at all...... :(When swimming in sh!t, best keep your chin up! http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii300/3D_Gimp/bDSig2014_zpsbfe88bfb.png
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