..I didn't but some poor sod probably will -

in my inbox this arvo:

 

Attn: Beneficiary

 

My Name Is Barr. James Blair Legal Anttorney to Michael Jackson. We were

working on a charity tour when he had cardiac arrest . We have $57Million

which we would want to be transferred to your account please contact me

with your personal details for more information

 

It is my wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your

choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor

and the motherless baby's home I want your good humanitarian,to also use

this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around.

 

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in

United States MIDFLORIDA BANK in Florida . I will also issue a letter of

authority to the bank, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of

Michael Jackson funds.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I

stated here in.Hope to hear from you soonest.

 

I await your reply on this my Dearest faithfully friend.

 

FULL NAME:

ADDRESS:

BANK NAME:

PHONE NUMBER#:

OCUPATION:

SEX:

STATUS:

 

My Regards To You And Your Family.

 

 

Barr. James Blair

culprit:

barr.jamesblair2@yahoo.com

I just love the engrish, who'd've thought that a lawyer wouldn't know how to write a legal letter properly (o:

I'm gonna email him with an email account I have lying around and hook in on this fully sick deal!!!

 

Help me waste his time and protect the poor sods that will fall for it

Post it all up so we can all have a laugh too!

Just sent off the first email and awaiting a reply. If he bites ill share

no good, you have to give it all away anyway.

 

Tell him he's dreamin...

Just sent off the first email and awaiting a reply. If he bites ill share

 

Looking forward to this thread:plane:

This should be good. how could anyone be dumb enough to fall for an email like that

You mean i dont get the 57 mil...GOD DAMN IT and me an MJ were so close when I was a child too

http://www.thescambaiter.com/

You mean i dont get the 57 mil...GOD DAMN IT and me an MJ were so close when I was a child too

 

HAhahaha...

I have had 2 fake bank emails in the last 2 weeks. warn your mums

lulz lulz lulz i just found this beauty in my spam box, its not a reply but check out the format

 

Barrister DAVID MADU {david madu

& Associates Solicitors Advocate

& Notary Public of Nigeria}

No: 24 Alaba Ikoyi Street

Lagos-Nigeria

Dear Friend,

 

First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction and wish to apologize to you if

 

this mail might have wronged you in any means and before I continue I wish to introduce my

 

self officially, my names are Barrister DAVID MADU (ksj). A solicitor and the personal

 

attorney to late Engr.{Gimple}, he was a big time contractor here with Chevron oil and Gas

 

company here in Nigeria, Herein-after referred to as my client.

 

On the 22nd day of October 2005, my client, and his family was involved in the Belleview

 

Plane-crash, my client and his entire family unfortunately lost their lives in the Plane-

 

crash which also claimed several other lives including the pilot and the plane attendants.

 

Since the death of my late client I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate

 

any of my late client's extended relatives, which has proved abortive after these several

 

unsuccessful attempts then the need to contact you emanated. My main reason for contacting

 

you is so that you may assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my late client

 

before they are confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where they are deposited.

 

The bank where the deceased has a fixed deposit account with the total sum of $ 10,000,000

 

00 USD {TEN Million United States Dollars.}

 

The said bank has issued me a final notice to provide the next of in to my client or they

 

will be left with no other choice but to confiscate this funds and have them transferred

 

into the reserved account of the federal government of Nigeria for their private use. Since

 

the issuance of the final notice I have been unsuccessful locating my late client's

 

relatives for the past three years now, So in this effect I seek your consent to present you

 

as the next of kin to my late client, so that the said funds as stated above $ 10,000,000 00

 

USD {TEN Million United States Dollars.} can be paid into your account as the next of kin,

 

instead of leaving it for the bank and the federal agencies, we can take part of it and

 

leave the rest to charity organizations if you so desire. I must let you know that this

 

transaction is 100% risk free and safe, and will also be executed under legitimate

 

arrangement in order not to go contrary to the law and i assure you that there will be no

 

problem or breaching of the law because I have all necessary and legal documents that will

 

qualify you the rightful next of kin to my late client, all I require from you is your

 

honest co-operation to enable us see this arrangement through and bring this transaction to

 

perfect conclusion.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you

 

from any breach of the law. I have decided to give you 40% out of the total sum while 55%

 

will be for me and my office and 5% will be used to offset all expenses incurred by both

 

parties during the course of this transaction both telephone calls and internets bills

 

within the period of this transaction.

Kindly declare your interest to work with me in this transaction and also supply me with the

 

following information:

*** YOUR FULL NAME

*** YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS

*** YOUR DIRECT TEL/FAX NUMBER{S}

*** YOUR AGE AND OCCUPATION

For information on the death of my late client and his family kindly see this site for your

 

perusals; http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4368516.stm

I wait to hear from you urgently,

Best regards,

Barrister DAVID MADU (ksj)

Equity and Trust Chambers

Nigeria? Hahahahahaha!

I have had 2 fake bank emails in the last 2 weeks. warn your mums

 

there has been a rash of them for the last two months or so.

Just sent off the first email and awaiting a reply. If he bites ill share

There's a website I want you check out - forget the name but I'll get back to you.

 

I think you'll get quite a kick out of it....

Edited July 8, 200915 yr by seo iphone

http://www.419eater.com/

that one??

http://www.thescambaiter.com/

 

hahaha funniest site ever so many good laughs

hahaha funniest site ever so many good laughs

http://www.419baiter.com/

 

This is the one I was thinking of.....prob about the same...

 

 

 

EDIT - Shady beat me too it. Cheers..

 

Oh I see Charger beat me as well....

Edited July 8, 200915 yr by seo iphone

hahaha funniest site ever so many good laughs

 

I cant help myself, the audio files are hilarious......

 

espically Paul vs anus and the other of ilk...just dreadfully bad...n FUNNY!

Edited July 8, 200915 yr by ferris747