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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

 

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

 

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

 

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

 

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

 

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

 

OR

 

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

 

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

 

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sif im gonna click that :p

im sure its some sort of horrible rick roll som1 confirm its safe

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LULZ, its safe

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Love you long time gunner <3

I like to wait till im nearly done, then pull out and yell "COVERING FIRE!!!"

 

Ahhh. Im so glad I have a GF and she doesnt read these forums...

AHAHA LOL

 

you make people feel so much better shady

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looks to me like youve bought a george forman hehe i lost mine a while ago damm theifs/pawn shop hehe and to confirm its not RICKROLL and id go out swinging man go out with a bang hehe

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bahahah nice one ;)

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the real question is...what kind of meat was it :O

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waaah... i'd eat your dad's meat and tell your gf she's gotta cook all your mates meat from now on too as punishment
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had me hook line and sinker...............till i clicked the link, LOVE IT......

:(When swimming in sh!t, best keep your chin up!

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you could always tag team

 

I'm sure it has room for two..

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Wait...what just happened?

 

:read:

 

 

Things got strange.

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had me hook line and sinker...............till i clicked the link, LOVE IT......

 

I reckon, bloody good one mate.

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I'm sure it has room for two..

 

It's not ghey, provided your meatballs dont touch.

I have a morbid curiosity: can we have a picture of what slavaks meat looks like after being with that GF for 2 years? That MUST be a contender for freakiest thing of the year!

 

Nice one had me going until the link!

you really had me there. i was thinking damn that sucks and then clicked link good one.
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That's just sad guys :p

 

22 replies saying lulz and 1 person repped me for it (thanks shady <3.)

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pfff rep if so do gooders not distractinators

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Love you long time gunner <3

I like to wait till im nearly done, then pull out and yell "COVERING FIRE!!!"

 

Ahhh. Im so glad I have a GF and she doesnt read these forums...

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