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Numbers wants a new missus

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Another chapter of my life has come to a close, so its out with the old and in with the new. The old model ran out of steam, so it's time for a trade in. Share prices have started rising because I'm single and on the market again.

 

That's right fellahs, tell me all about the eligible bachelorettes you know. Work mates, mates of mates, or even your sister! Particularly the guys in WA. Pics are more than welcome. Phone numbers are even better! One of my mates gave me the number to a chick he worked with. Then he pissed off to Brazil before I found out she was a bit of a wildebeest!

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You're a bit of a strange one eh?

 

The ladies love that, so I've heard :p

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QFT: Your computer is smart man. It tells you not to play the second worst PR map [burning Sands] (first is Wanda Shan).

QFT: if you dont get pissed off when you lose you dont care enough

Do you introduce yourself as [WC] Numbers?
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Do you introduce yourself as [WC] Numbers?

 

or ask them to decipher your signiture?

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The ladies love that, so I've heard :p

 

Treat em mean, keep em keen.........?

From the sound of things it hasnt worked....... lol

good luck matey......! :kiss:

:(When swimming in sh!t, best keep your chin up!

;)

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Girlfriend 6.0 vs Wife 1.0

 

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got this from the other thread Aresnik posted a while ago.

 

So which version are you up to? :)

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On the topic of shiny auscam...

the sound they made while bush walking made it seem like I was doing mean things to little furry animals inside my pants :p
When I read the thread title and the first line of your post, I actually thought you were referring to your computer and the need to upgrade it.

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Do what my legendary mate does. Hire a campervan. Drive into the city passed midnight, and park it somewhere safe. Stay sober. Go into as many clubs as you can between the hours of 1-5AM. Ask as many drunk desperate girls as possible if they, you know, wanna root. He reckons he's pulled multiples multiple times. Sometimes offering them a lift home is the deal sealer. But not if they live too far away, that reduces your seduction time for the next one.

 

If you like one of them well.....dont kick her out, talk to her i suppose....

 

This isnt me of course.....a mate of mine ya know......

Jump on Oasisactive.com lol put a pic up and hit on all the fuglies you'll pull one in no time numbers :p

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Or you'll get the old scary men htting on you if none of the girls on the site take any interest.

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get a Dog more reliable than a Woman :) and you can keep it on a chain, legally unlike women. there seems to be some reason why you can chain them up. but I can't work it out :hi:

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Oh dear lord. :facepalm: This was supposed to be a bit of light hearted fun. I'm not after love advice, I know much better qualified people for that.

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Here you are numbers!!! Not sure about "light hearted" though......

 

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Here you are numbers!!! Not sure about "light hearted" though......

 

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:scare2:

 

Is that a door mat strapped to her back end?

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“No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.”

Raoul Duke.

Is that a door mat strapped to her back end?

 

I think its a tarp with metal chains around the side. I hope the truck stop out the front has been shutdown by the health organisation for infestations. :p

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yeah but this is the internet' date=' you have to expect the unexpected or else you'll get caught out by things you should've expected but didn't. Its exactly like knowing about the stuff you dont know about, that way you know theres stuff you dont know so when you know what you dont know you can say "ah i knew that!"[/quote']

The worst part about finding that image was i made the mistake of not changing the setting "do not filter my results" for google before i clicked search..

 

I think my retinas are still burning.

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