Posted April 22, 200916 yr If your on the GSA forums you might have already seen this. However if not I'm sure you will get a kick our of it. Locked door, I hate you. I hate the way you are resistant to knives, to guns, to sledgehammers, to rocket-propelled grenades, to weapons that rewrite the very laws of physics, to dark unearthly magic, to punches that can knock a man’s head clean off. I hate the way I could kick or smash you down in real life, with this puny human body of mine. But I cannot in the grand, escapist fantasy of a videogame. I hate the way you are so often an easy shortcut for developers unable or unwilling to devise more satisfying obstacles and challenges. I hate the way you so often lead to nowhere, how you are nothing more than decoration for a wall. I hate the way I’m expected to give up trying to open you when I see the words “this door has been locked from the other side” or “this door opens elsewhere”, as though they’re a command from God himself. I hate the way you always make that click-click, or clunk or uh-uh noise when I try to open you: the very sound of failure. I hate the way your key or switch is always so far away. I hate the way the fate of the world so often hinges upon opening you. I hate the way the letter ‘E’ has worn off my keyboard because I’ve tried to open you so many times, in so many games. I hate the way you’ve added hundreds, perhaps thousands of unnecessary extra hours to my lifetime of gaming. I hate the way you’ve annoyed me so much that I’ve just written 200 words whining pathetically about you. If you didn’t exist, locked door, videogames as we know them would be radically different. Locked door, I hate you. Source: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/04/21/locked-door/ http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa188/VisOne_Photo/Signatures%20and%20Banners/VisP.png
April 22, 200916 yr we have a winrar! lol thats pretty cool http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t136/varan92/sc_ii_2.png
April 22, 200916 yr just use the breaching shotgun..... haha, but it's true. http://i.imgur.com/DtNdckc.png [WC]Xavo|xXx:
April 22, 200916 yr Even worse is the games... That you can open nearly every locked door.. BUT YOU HAVE TO BASICALLY FINISH THE GAME TO GET YOUR SKILLS HIGH ENOUGH TO DO IT!! So damn frustrating.. yes you oblivion... go and die you stupid game... http://i.imgur.com/zoL1k.png
April 22, 200916 yr Even worse is the games... That you can open nearly every locked door.. BUT YOU HAVE TO BASICALLY FINISH THE GAME TO GET YOUR SKILLS HIGH ENOUGH TO DO IT!! So damn frustrating.. yes you oblivion... go and die you stupid game... Locksmith isn't worth it You never get anything good out of those stupid chests or even in the locked rooms. http://www.bigdgaming.net/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=720&dateline=1226123908
April 22, 200916 yr what game are you two on about Good Conduct http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/goodconduct.bmp
April 22, 200916 yr Author Any RPG of any kind but two take come to mind because they had this problem Oblivion & Fallout 3 granted they are the same game except one had mutants and guns instead of swords and magic. http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa188/VisOne_Photo/Signatures%20and%20Banners/VisP.png
April 22, 200916 yr what game are you two on about Lern2HighlightPosts kthx :mail2: http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee94/psyrus_uraya/awards-1.png QFT: Your computer is smart man. It tells you not to play the second worst PR map [burning Sands] (first is Wanda Shan). QFT: if you dont get pissed off when you lose you dont care enough
April 22, 200916 yr It was worse in DOOM where you couldnt even see the doors, and just humped every wall to the sound of that lovely grunt noise.
April 22, 200916 yr It was worse in DOOM where you couldnt even see the doors, and just humped every wall to the sound of that lovely grunt noise. That was fun! They made the secrets hard to get too! Someone should play doom 2 with mah over zdaemon (with freelook and jump ) lol getting mad for peoples amusement
April 22, 200916 yr It was worse in DOOM where you couldnt even see the doors, and just humped every wall to the sound of that lovely grunt noise. Careful your showing your age there...:sweat:
April 23, 200916 yr Doom is awsum man if only they still made games like that http://www.users.on.net/~beljas/sigs/devilz.png
April 24, 200916 yr I hardly even play fo3.. why oh why did they think everyone would be motivated to "find your dad" to a single player game for hundreds of hours to just that.. mehhhh MULTIPLAYER!! Fear is another word for weakness.
April 24, 200916 yr PROBLEM SOLVED only 7 easy payments of $79.95!http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn131/Shad0w_Dem0n/ScreenShot0.jpg?t=1240564431 Note: those are the keys that i didn't throw into a lake, there should be about 20 more Edited April 24, 200916 yr by f00bear http://i.imgur.com/zoL1k.png
April 24, 200916 yr Doom is awsum man if only they still made games like that They did - it's called Doom 3 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
April 24, 200916 yr Or better yet... http://guides.gamepressure.com/theelderscrolls4oblivion/gfx/word/449224968.jpg The Skeleton Key! http://www.bigdgaming.net/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=720&dateline=1226123908
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