Posted September 2, 200816 yr August 31, 2008, 4:20 pm A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong. http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/4978295 http://www.vrcombat.com/alive_footer_white_1.gif http://alivemod.com/img/alive_footer_logo1.pnghttp://alivemod.com/img/alive_footer_logo2.pnghttp://alivemod.com/img/alive_footer_logo3.png
September 2, 200816 yr well lucky for us weve all got big d's then isnt it hahahah . [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
September 2, 200816 yr Why would anyone try that themselves? Stupid. Fear is another word for weakness.
September 2, 200816 yr Lawl, nice champ. I feel sorry for people who have to resort to such drastic measures. (penis pump ftw ) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/US_Army_E-2.svg/50px-US_Army_E-2.svg.png http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4927/awardslf0.png
September 2, 200816 yr haha he shouldve tied a rope to it and attached to a horse and smacked it on the ass , that woulda stretched it a bit hehe . [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
September 2, 200816 yr That hurts to just think about... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/US_Army_E-2.svg/50px-US_Army_E-2.svg.png http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4927/awardslf0.png
September 2, 200816 yr Christ... why do people do this to themselves? http://www.bigd.com.au/_bigdfiles/sigs/mh-sig-2016-11.png
September 2, 200816 yr Aww dam it. Now i'll have to try something else http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7767/hhmw5.png
September 2, 200816 yr oh god i think this is appropriate http://samuelpablo.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/epic_fail.jpg http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2111/shotgunreal.pnghttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/opagamahons.jpghttp://www.bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/lol.bmp Love you long time gunner <3 I like to wait till im nearly done, then pull out and yell "COVERING FIRE!!!" Ahhh. Im so glad I have a GF and she doesnt read these forums...
September 2, 200816 yr i thought it was a different nut they were talking about 0.o what a misleading thread. http://i.imgur.com/ebwNl.png The Nomula: nom = 3(nom) or 3nom :. nom = nomnomnom :. nomnomnom + omnnom^2 - nom = omnnomnomnomomn _____________________2nom( 1/2 nom) Oh' date=' and i shottie having gunners mutant epic PR playing children[/quote']
September 2, 200816 yr yes it was very misleading untill i realized what it actually was... I was like "removed a nut to increase size wtf this guys is mental" http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2111/shotgunreal.pnghttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/opagamahons.jpghttp://www.bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/lol.bmp Love you long time gunner <3 I like to wait till im nearly done, then pull out and yell "COVERING FIRE!!!" Ahhh. Im so glad I have a GF and she doesnt read these forums...
September 2, 200816 yr I'd hate to be the doctors who treated these men. All that fondling...gheyy! http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/merc.bmp On the topic of shiny auscam... the sound they made while bush walking made it seem like I was doing mean things to little furry animals inside my pants
September 2, 200816 yr i would have loved to be there, I would have taken pictures and posted them in the forums. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/SirChuc/smokejumper3.jpg http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/valorousunit.bmphttp://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/OperationCrownRibbon02.jpg Or as one of many thousands of Canadians have said, my guns are at the bottom of that lake. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. - On Gun Confiscation
September 2, 200816 yr I saw 'welder' and 'nut' in one sentence and was expecting to read something about some guy taking a welder to his tool. XRogerMellieX: "Fiancee is on night shift and I only see her on weekends. Sunday night is nookie night." Captain_Wolf: "...rgr Mellie..." http://bigdgaming.net/images/added/awards/opagamahons.jpg CO of Combat Sims - realistic combat simulation - Brisbane
September 2, 200816 yr lol ^^^^^^^^ , is that why you aint got a missus haha yup. I'm a fat ugly short guy with only one nut and buck teeth. <3 Know any hot chicks? http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7767/hhmw5.png
September 2, 200816 yr that's just nuts... "When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." - Winston Churchill
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