Land a chopper ANYWHERE other than a helipad, hop out and get the other person in to pilot it.

 

Any ground that is not completely flat will flip the chopper. This is bad. It makes me angry.

 

Feel free to add to the list.

When driving an APC...Do Not;

 

1: Keep reversing over your team mates.

 

2: Drive into battle with a full load & get everyone destroyed.

 

3: Park it a million miles from anywhere.

 

4: Drive around oblivious to the vehicles importance.

 

Am sure there is more

When playing PR, do not:

 

- Alt+Tab and talk to people on MSN

 

- Check your MySpace

 

- Spend ten minutes on the phone whilst Squad Leader.

 

All true stories.

1. Do not do loop-the-loops with a fully loaded little bird above Muttrah City.

not to do with PR :

 

do not mess with Visone . he is the righteous hammer of justice.

 

do not take me on in a head on knife fight , you will die.

 

if you are new , stop requesting all the marksman/support/sniper kits , you suck with them , and you will die , thus yielding the kit to the enemy.

 

if Aus tells you to take a walk over a berm , stealthily drop a nade near him beforehand.

 

once again , if you are new , stop requesting the marksman kit. you don't look cool with it , and most of you new players can't hit crap past 100 meters.

 

dont spawn on me and then proceed to move infront of my sights while im trying to get a bead on someone , i will frigging stab you.

 

if someone is moving low on the jungle floor , slowly and silenty , even though there is enemies ahead , there's usually a pretty good bloody reason for it. stop popping up and shooting enemies just because you want some pointless kills on the scoreboard , especially when the reason we're hiding is because they have A) armored vehicle or B) they heavily outnumber us.

- Swear

- Badger people

- Pick fights with Admins...(You will always loose)

- Show no respect to other players, That's only unless they are tardlike, But I am the judge of that.

- Map Vote continuously, I like to kick people for it, I have acquired the taste for Map Kicking

- Cheat, I ban people, and place VooDoo Curses in 3 Haitian dialects.

- Humvee taxi yo arse to nowhere. I don't like you already if you know you do it.

- fly a chopper when you just gosh darn can't do it with a full squad onboard

- Not let said chopper fully spool up before trying to take off, it will just violently pitch to the dirt.

- APC taxi to nowhere and expect me to like you.

- Get a requested kit and then get killed and tell nobody about it...It's a kit your team needs, and now they have NFI where it it?

- Get a connection error

- Enter a game with 20seconds to go

- Play on Ice's team...Nah just kiddin'

*Moneyshot .... CLASSIC

 

#1 - Don't mess with me when I tell you to get away from a uncappable flag because your spawn camping I'm not joking.

#2 - Don't type cuss words at me, in front of me, around me or at anyone else mic chatter is different as long as its reasonable.

#3 - Don't scream over the mic at me EVER I don't care if there marksmen kit is stuck up your arse.

#4 - Don't touch a spawn car or APC if you think there TANKS I will kick people for doing stupid things with spawn vehicles.

#5 - Don't argue over the chat system have your say and take it to the forums.

#6 - Don't tell me to shut up when I'm using admin messages to warn people cause "I'm taking a whole 2mm of your screen" solution DON'T play on laptops or buy a real screen.

#7 - Don't openly accuse people of cheating without merit or because their kicking your arse.

#8 - Don't call kick votes if theres a admin in game the right kick will be done when its appropriate.

#9 - Don't gripe if you get left behind because you wouldn't get in the vehicle upon the 3rd request from your squadies or leader.

#10 - Never pull a knife on me unless your on the other team and prepared to use it.

solution DON'T play on laptops

:cry:

Mate you can say what ever you want just don't type it out loud :wink:

DON'T get in gunners position of small un-armoured vehicle whilst I'm driving and then proceed to randomly shoot at nothing, or worse try to kill a AFV with the M60 whilst I'm trying to do a silent flanking run.

 

So help me I will hunt you down and give you a 40mm M203 skull tap.

Don't try to throw grenades through tree foliage - they will most likely bounce back and land at your feet. Or your squaddy's.

 

Never run towards Bahlye when his missus is playing.

Don't fly like I do - I found out quickly that flying is not my strength and so don't fly anymore.

 

How DO you land a heli? Just hold down s?

Here's an ok guide. Goes through the basics of how to start and finish. The main thing is though to just keep practicing. I personally hop on the Mullet when I'm at home through a local server and just prac flying and landing. Hop in a squad and put a move marker down and just practice landing on that position.

 

http://bigdgaming.net/viewtopic.php?t=98&start=0

Yeap remember to play on a local server and drop down the console using the ~ key and type in the below message REMEMBER THE . its important

 

sv.numplayersneededtostartround 1

DON'T MOVE THE INSURGENT SPAWN CAR!!!!!!!!!!!! Espically after being asked not to do it or ordered not to do it the insurgent squad leader may loose it an execute you!!!

Guys, if you don't move the spawn cars away from where they spawn, I'm just going to come up and SLAM them as I'll know exactly where they are.

AH not in that regard of course Photoshop just don't move them anywhere near flags :lol:

Guys' date=' if you don't move the spawn cars away from where [i']they[/i] spawn, I'm just going to come up and SLAM them as I'll know exactly where they are.

 

I would blow up my own car just to spite you :twisted:

Tahts what I ment Vis Don't move them to the flag

Don't bloody pinch my HMMWV/VODNIK/WHATEVER when I am using heavy AT kit as I rearm off the vehicle... it so p!sses me off when people steal my vehicle, drive it into the middle of a sh!tfight and die... leaving me with a pistol to defend myself...

Well to be honest, we can't really know what you want and it doesn't exactly have your name on it.

 

It's pretty obvious if I am walking around with a heavy AT kit and

hovering around a vehicle parked to the edge of the battlefield

No I was there leading Fusions squad on the occasion he is talking about no it was there for a reason the other person who was with him shouldn't have been there at all no it was his vehicle unquestionably.

 

Heres a BIG one you have all seen them vehicles, Humvees, GAZ jeeps basically vehicles with a BIG ammo and repair icon on them you need a engineer or drivers kit to drive DON'T MOVE THEM there repair vehicles and super important. There no ones personal transport they don't belong near flags, in the front line or at any time blocking the retreat of the APC's or tanks.

More importantly, if you get the resupply vehicles destroyed. Armour won't be able to re-arm unless there is a UAV on the map. Most of the time there isn't....

Well to be honest, we can't really know what you want and it doesn't exactly have your name on it.

 

 

Well to be honest , the vehicles are team assests , you shouldn't be drving them into a pointless firefight only to get killed and the vehicle rendered useless.

When one of your team vehicles are destoryed doesn't your team lose tickets ? I remember reading something about that. Correct me if i'm wrong!