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Seriously.

 

I have just spent the last 2-odd hours sitting alone in my dark house ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF with laughter at this site.

 

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/

 

Specifically, this thread -

 

http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109

 

The site deals with Scammers in their various forms. This particular thread has Nigerians sending fake cheques to a computer business trying to purchase 'genuine ANUS brand' laptops. These idiots get dragged out for 6-12 months at a time, and this guy manages to send them (and have them pay upwards of $10k in freight for) a washing machine, a dryer, a fridge and boxes of random crap.

 

Its possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. Check it out.

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Very funny... I accidentally posted my response to this in the randomness thread but LOL...

As soon as they do arrive here, I will be sure to relay the tracking information of your Anus to you, so you can see where your Anus is at all times. I myself like to watch your Anus travel.

 

you do not have enogh smart to fraud us so do no try and fraud. ship my anus or send funds is only 1 option to die or death. you say you have a lot of anus box to ship us then you say there is one then the dhl is not there now so that is a fraud to us. we can see you we know you have the shirt on today and can see it. with shoes.do not look behind you becos death is there and you do not want to see death he is ugly and we call him the govenor.

 

dumb-ass scammers

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"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."

- Winston Churchill

I wouldn't like to have somebody threatening me with the "Clique Mob" and "The Governer" :p.

 

This has to be the best threat:

 

 

I just checked my Wilson G-Mail, and low and behold, our friend has a message.

 

 

WE HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH OTHER DEAD SO NOW YOU ARE NEXT TO BE AND NOW WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO GET WILSON TARBUCLES AND HERE HWE ARE. TOMRROW WE WILL DO THE DEAD OR IF NOT THEN YOU WILL SEND OUR MONEY BACK CAUE YOU FRAUS OUR COMPANY AND WE DO NOT TAKE FRAUDS LIKE NOTHING HAPEN. YOU HAVE UNTIL THE NIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE AND THEN THE GOVENOR AND THE CLIQUE MOB WILL VISIT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FAMILY THEY WILL BE DEAD CAOUSE YOU ARE A FRAUD MAN. WE WLL HANG YOU IN THEMIDDLE OF THE CITY FOR ALL YOUE PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND THY DO NOT LIKE WILSON. SEND OUR MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AND WE WILL NOT HAVE TO DO THE DEAD TO YOU.

COLE

 

If any of you need to find me tomorrow, I will be located in the middle of my city.

 

 

I now have a new favorite quote out of that dead threat.

 

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I was reading this at like 2100, went to bed with the missus, she kicked me out at about 2130 cause I kept giggling to myself about that site, so I came back out and started reading again, and went to bed at like 0130!

 

Im out here covering my mouth cause I'm laughing so hard, trying not to wake her up. Good times.

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Bahaha. That's some amusing sh...shtuff.

 

I've read stories of people doing this kind of thing before, but these guys just take it so damn far.

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thats so awesome, scamming cash out of the scammers (o:
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