not sure if anybody else uses this term... but finally after years of derision from the missus about saying it, finally got off my arse and did some research (well truth be told about 10 seconds on a google search) and came up with the following results?

 

from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farter :

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...

"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"

 

from http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Australian_military_slang :

Farter - Bed or sleeping bag. Normally refers to going to bed, for example "Hit the Farter".

 

from http://www.harryc.com/australian-slang.htm :

HIT THE FARTER = Males say this when they are going to bed

 

My question is, does anybody else use language their missus just doesn't get?

Lol, my GF is a commerce(economics) graduate.

 

That is to say she has a degree in being able to take a simple everyday concept and make it seem so complex and confusing that is might as well be the missing equation to make cold fusion feasible.

I had to laugh when I saw this subject line under the "Discuss Current Issues" forum.

humpfff.. well it is a current issue in my household...

*sigh* the correct term is "Fart Sack" - farter is the concatenated term

I farted on my girlfriends head today.

 

Now we're even for the last time when she got me.

I farted on my girlfriends head today.

 

Now we're even for the last time when she got me.

That's... wrong. Just plain wrong.

Hehehehe She obviously like to give and get

She started it, I jokingly said I was going to do it to her once so she preemptively struck farting right in my face. I felt the wind dammit!

 

 

It was on after that.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn131/Shad0w_Dem0n/163747b228553fd70.jpg?t=1219459043

all good... not a burning topic (pardon my lame pun there)

lol smokey , thats the funniest foreplay ive ever heard of .

and bammo i was going to say fartsack but you beat me to it

Not foreplay but war!!!!