BigD SCUM Prison Server ORDERED!
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BigD Gaming community has pre-ordered our first SUPERMAX SCUM penitentiary and Warden MadHouse is eagerly awaiting our first batch of degenerates, perverts, fiddlers, miscreant, reprobates, nefariants, deviants and psychopaths on this Thursday 30/08/2018. (YES we know it’s been a big mistake and YOU ARE ALL INNOCENT).
Starting with 32 prison cells (slots) Warden MadHouse has promised the Governor he has the manpower on standby to max out the slots on day one if there are more desperate criminals needing lodgings.
Of course the BigD SUPERMAX Prison Server Farm is based in the convict capital of the world Botany Bay, Sydney, Australia.
If you’re a goody-two-shoes, girlie-man Prison Guard killjoy then ADMIN RECRUITMENT will begin once the server is online. Volunteer to help control the rabble if you're man (or woman) enough.
REMEMBER this ya dumbass SCUM Bags:
Written by
Dr Haemorrhoid Hurts, BigD's consulting Criminal Psychiatrist, on behalf of Warden Madhouse.
(If you are offended by any of the above content -- DILLIGAF???)
Edited by Haemorrhoid